Courtesy of our friends over at benvankat.com (I don't like lifting stuff directly from blogs, but this is pretty sweet), comes a quiz that you must take to test your toughness. There, of course, are some parameters:
This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:
- You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
- There are no weapons or foreign objects
- Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
- The children are merciless and will show no fear
- If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.
[ http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/ ]
I could take 22. Apparently my lack of moral hangups about beating rabid five-year-olds back to diapers offsets any lack of martial arts training.
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